And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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