then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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