Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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