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she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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