Im at strip club and am horny
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
All I want is dick and wine.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize
