Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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