what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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