Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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