He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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