i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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