Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
MIDGETS
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One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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