Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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