Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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