White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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