Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
