Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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