The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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