VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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