her vagine was all disorganized.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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