Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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