My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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