you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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