BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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