You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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