is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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