Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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