So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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