i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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