you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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