she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
