It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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