I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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