Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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