I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Randomize
