Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
