In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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