she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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