so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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