my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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