You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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