you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The power of my boobs compel you
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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