google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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