everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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