dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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