Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dicks are not precious.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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