The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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