If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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