He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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