if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
