Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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