I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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