I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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