check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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