I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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