so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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