At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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